Thursday, May 10, 2007

Jack Ass most hilarious china happening!

So I dont know if I wrote this yet, but we did a really awful americans go to china and show there culture type thing. Joe downloaded the movie "jackass" and one night when we were watching it as usual our neighbors Bear ( the phone guy) and the barber came up and we decided oh what the hell, lets see what they think. China is a pretty conservative place, they freak out when they see cheer leaders on tv, much less the Jackass movie where guys are doing horrible things to there bodies with electricity! So we let them watch and at first they are shocked, but then as it goes on the just start cracking up!!! Now for me to laugh at the jackass guys I have to have a few drinks, but these chinese guys were rolling off their chairs!! The barber seriously was hyperventaling he was laughing so hard after watching a part where a guy farts into a funnel and steve-o is wearing an astronaut helmet that is attached, which steve-o then throws up into. I was totally embarassed to being showing them this horrible american culture blooper real, but they just loved it!! I never laughed so hard watching someone else grip their stomach from laughter. The barber seriously couldnt stop laughing!!
Then just last night we were introducing them and their wives to gin and tonics and just sitting outside in the summer heat when Bear brings up this movie. They then start explaining in chinese to these two poor women the goings on. The barber then gets up and starts motioning a funnel and bear acts like hes wearing an astronaut helmet and start making farting noises!!! All in chinese!!! Maybe you just had to be there, but it was the only thing that could top watching the barber laugh that first time. The ladies gave us this look like what the hell?? I guess Jackass is something you just have to see, cause telling it in a story is just not as funny.... point taken.

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