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1. went to pizza hut, they have a western toliet, saw a girl in a puffy white dress standing on top of the toliet squatting.
2. we have given names to some of the people in our lives, because they resemble or share similar manarisms. We have a professor cuiso from the Pink Panther. We really want him to say "hamburger", we have a Tom Sanchez, because this one english teacher kept toasting us at this banquet and at the end the night there was some rice wine left and he tried to pocket it. we mostly call him tom because he looks like tom with squinty eyes, but with the rice wine thing it made it more funny.
3. When asain people drink alcohol, they turn red. Seriously its a medical thing, they dont have some kind of enezyme, really funny when professor cuiso gets red!
4. Meg asked us over the phone, about our toliet one day "why dont you just sit on the floor" we said ewwww noooo the floor is bad, then thought later we thought how funny it would look if we had a toliet seat sent over from america and put it on the ground, then a chinese person walked in on us. Boy would that be funny!